my friend Dude has been living in wyoming for the past few years. his summer job is taking care of a grazing associations cows up in the mountains. he has a young helper and they stay in a cabin that is accessed by horse back only. about every two weeks or so Dude and his partner ride out to the closest town. they take a pack horse with them to take back supplies. these two punchers take the opertunity to oil up thier innards with their favorite liquid refreshment.
this one weekend they went a little early, friday because Dude had a dental appointment. the dental assistant was a pretty little thing with a smile as big as texas. Dude has always been a sucker for a smile like that. the upshot is she sold Dude a electric toothbrush! he lives in a cabin on top of a mountain with no electricity, buthe charged it up in town hoping it would last till next time he came to town!
monday morning he and helper are headed up the mountain with pack horse in tow and big heads! suddenly the pack horse bawles , bogs his head and stampedes past the two punchers buckin and bawelin. he rimfires Dudes horse who follows suit and bucks Dude off! the helper tracks down the pack horse who is still having a fit! between the two of them they get the pack horse blind folded, hobbled and start unpacking him as he is still groaning, kicking and shaking all over. when they get down to the bottom of the pack they find Dudes shaving kit with the electric toothbrush which has turned on! poor old pack horse thought he had a rattle snake on his back!
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